Well not actually, but figuratively yes. I will explain by describing the past two days.
Pensacola Naval Air station is home to a museum about, wait for it, Naval aviation. Our kind of place. But also Pensacola is home to the Blue Angels. And they have scheduled practice days. Tuesday the 18th was one the scheduled days. Match made in heaven right? Well we got up and out early as it is a good distance to the only gate you can enter. We had our passport for identification ready. The road leading to gate, Blue Angel parkway, is 4 lane road. Two lanes in, two lanes for exit. Gates open at 9am, practice starts at 10am. What could be simpler. Well buckaroo they only let in what museum parking will hold. You are blocked from rest of the facility. Obvious safety concerns. When we neared the gate, still 2 miles ahead all traffic came to a stop. Checking identification I am sure, takes a little time...Ha! 45 minutes later we still are not within eyesight of the gate. My measurements on Google earth indicated we were now 1.19 miles from gate. Time to face reality, we ain't getting on the base anytime soon. Health break would soon be a concern, concrete barriers would eventually eliminate any change of plans...You guessed it, we did a big u turn thru the median and headed back home. We tried, but so did 50 million other people.
A for effort.
Nine years ago we stayed at Grayton Beach state park. Fond memories and funny stories. Love the beautiful white, sugar sand beaches. Let's head south to the coast, find a beach and dip our toes in the sand. Excellent idea! Off we went towards Fort Walton beach. Things are going great till we come to 98, the coast road. The beltway in DC has nothing on 98. Bumper to bumper for mile after mile. We ain't having fun. If someone offers you use of condo anywhere near Fort Walton Beach to Destin, don't say no. Say HELL NO! Hours later we craw into Destin and pull into parking lot in front of Margaritaville. A place we visited 9 years ago. We were greeted with barricades and signs saying $30 to park your car. Uh, no. So we did another u turn and they let us out, no charge. Good man.
Past Destin we came to Henderson state park, Beach access. Six bucks later we were in, due to rough conditions could not get in Gulf. No problem, we just want to dip our toes in the sand we told the guard. So today was a success, albeit stressful. Destin beaches are beautiful, just stay home and admire from afar.
Tomorrow we move on to Mississippi. Only 11 days left to our vacation.
Sandy rosebuds we be gathering...